Monday, August 13, 2007

The Bush-GOP 2008 Electoral Victory Plan: Bomb Iran and Bludgeon the Ayatollah-Loving Democrats over the Head

The Bush-GOP 2008 Electoral Victory Plan: Bomb Iran and Bludgeon the Ayatollah-Loving Democrats over the Head

A. Alexander, August 13th, 2007

The Bush administration, according to officials speaking off the record, doesn't have a "smoking gun" linking Iran to events in Iraq. Still, as elections approach, Democrats had better be ready for the Bush regime to use an attack on Iran as a political stick. A very blunt stick with which to beat Democrats about the head, while screaming, "Cowards," and insisting that, "they love Iran more than America and they love the Ayatollah more than the troops!"

For their part, because they are Democrats, Hillary 'Little Bush' Clinton will hem-n-haw and make excuses as to why she must go along with the Iranian assault and Congressional Democrats, urine dribbling down their trembling legs, will surrender and authorize Mister Bush's third disastrous war.

One would think that, after all these years of Bush-Republican electoral-victory-thru-warfare game planning, Democrats would catch on and, after two years of the administration making-up lies regarding Iran's actions in Iraq, be expecting Mister Bush and Cheney's coming Iran attack and their intention of using it for political gain. But, being Democrats, they're clueless.

For the clueless Democrats, let's make it simple: For instructional purposes, think of the Bush-Rove-Republican scheme for election victory in 2008 as the, "Bomb Iran and Bludgeon the Ayatollah-Loving Democrats over the Head Plan," and work from there. Democrats ignore this warning, which they will most certainly do, at their own peril.

Now, the rest of America can sit back and watch as the Bush administration puts their "Bomb Iran and Bludgeon the Ayatollah-Loving Democrats over the Head Plan," into action. Too, it'll be pretty amusing to watch as the caught-completely-off-guard Democrats, as usual, disintegrate into a pile of blubbering buffoons.

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