By: Logan Murphy
On Monday’s “Colbert Report” Stephen puts out an all points bulletin to America, warning of the impending superhighway being planned by the North American Union that will run from Mexico, through the heart of America and end in Canada. Colbert proves that he’s no conspiracy theorist because he can back up his claims with data he found on the internets and false reports from The New York Times.
“Ok, nation. They don’t want you to know about this Superhighway. Who are THEY? You might know them by a different name — THEM.”
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