5 Surgeons

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

*The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

*The second responds: *"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

*The third surgeon says:*No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

* The fourth surgeon chimes in:*"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always under stand when you have a few parts left over."

*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,and the head and the ass are interchangeable."